STP Clearance! All sales are final and no refunds or replacements are available.
Discounted less than perfect #1 STPs.
While still functional, the issues with these #1s are more than just cosmetic. The most common issue is due to an air bubble at the top of the front or back. Up close photos are trying show this defect, all of the products featured in photos are for sale and are the worst examples of imperfections.
Select color and style. Availability will vary.
All items are shipped discreetly using USPS. All items are inspected and carefully hand-packed before dispatching.
For international orders:
**Due to COVID-19 International Shipments may take up to three months, if not longer, to be delivered. Delays are to be expected.
There are no refunds on International Shipping costs.
Please contact us with any questions or concerns. We thank you for your patience in advance.**
As with standard courier practice, you should check the contents of the parcel before signing for your goods, especially if the parcel has been opened (for example, by Customs).
You should expect to pay any amount charged by the government in your respective country. This includes, and is not limited to, duties, taxes and any extra fees charged by the courier company. We strongly suggest that you use an online 'Import Duty & Taxes Calculator' to estimate your cost. We list our items as silicone sculpture or elastic straps on customs forms.
We will not be held responsible for any extra charges once the original package has been shipped.
In the event that any "Unclaimed", "Refused", or "Return to Sender" package is shipped back to us—due to, but not limited to, reasons such as failure to sign for it, not picking it up at the local post office, failure to pay for customs, duties, and taxes, or refusal to accept the package—we will notify you upon receipt of the returned package and you may choose between reshipment of the package or a partial refund.
7-10 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Information I Collect
To fulfil your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order of jewelry, for example), if you contact me directly.
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:
Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.
How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Kit Nuemann, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may email me at: email@example.com
Alternately, you may write to me at: 1915 S Sagamont Springfield MO 65807 US
If you have any questions or concerns you can contact us via Etsy message system (convos), this is best as it is a record kept by Etsy if needed for proof of any complaint or communication for any dispute.
**DUE TO COVID-19 International Shipments may take up to three months, if not longer, to be delivered. Delays are to be expected.
There are no refunds on International Shipping Costs.
Please contact us with any questions or concerns. We thank you for your patience in advance. **Do to the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, we can not accept returns for intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons).
Platinum silicone may be cleaned using almost any method.
+ Hot water and soap
+ Diluted bleach
+ Overnight denture cleaning tablets
+ Boil for 3-5 minutes
The Slingshot Harness is designed to hold our STPs. We cannot say that it would work with products from any other company. This harness works great for our STPs. It is designed to fit The Number One, Model D, Model A, Model E and Sport. The circumference of the top hole is approximately 4 inches and the bottom hole is approximately 5 inches.
It is not compatible with our BJ suction dildo.
We ship all our items discreetly in plain brown boxes or plain gray, padded, poly mailers.
Jan 20, 2023
A great product! Came right on time, well-packed, and includes instructions for a diy harness and safe cleaning. Yes, there is evidence of an air bubble along the back edge, but I am satisfied that it is cosmetic instead of structural. Pros: Very easy to use. To fit with no leaks, I start by lining up the front at a tilt, and then angle the back of the piece into place. I do focus on holding the base of the piece to myself, so the angle of my hand is different than if someone only had to aim their penis. But I wasn't prepared for how euphoric having a functional prosthetic would be. Cons: I know it's harnessable, but by nature of being hollow, it doesn't squish down. I'll absolutely keep working with it, but it doesn't dress like my other dicks. So that's something to get used to. Overall: my favorite dick rn. <3
Aug 9, 2022
Item was a little smaller then expected but looks great haven't used it yet but have used his products before and have been satisfied I'd recommend their products to anyone needing or wanting an stp (stand to pee)
Aug 1, 2021
Apr 3, 2021
This is my first stp and y'all . . . it's phenomenal!!! It's the perfect softness for comfortable wear, super easy to use, and just the right size for packing too. I highly recommend it if you're just starting out with stp devices like me!
Mar 27, 2021
Took a few tries to get used to it, but comfortable and easy to clean. Great for a first STP